# The Grammar of the World – a poem for #GrammarDay

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**Tags:** poetry, editing, grammar
**Created:** [March 4, 2024, 7:45pm UTC](https://www.infiniteconversations.com/t/the-grammar-of-the-world-a-poem-for-grammarday/6066 "2024-03-04T19:45:12Z")
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### Author: ![madrush](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/infiniteconversations/user_avatar/www.infiniteconversations.com/madrush/32/6452_2.png) [@madrush](https://www.infiniteconversations.com/u/madrush)
#### Post date: [March 4, 2024, 7:45pm UTC](https://www.infiniteconversations.com/t/the-grammar-of-the-world-a-poem-for-grammarday/6066/1 "2024-03-04T19:45:12Z")

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So, I recently learned that today, March 4th, is considered National Grammar Day. Why? Because, according to [ACES: the Society for Editing](https://aceseditors.org):

> it is a complete and grammatically correct sentence when written “March forth.” As in, “March forth and celebrate National Grammar Day.”

So, for this admittedly flimsy reason, and because of a recent social interaction I had been thinking about, and for kicks, I woke up yesterday and wrote a poem for the ACES annual [Grammar Day poetry contest](https://aceseditors.org/news/2024/announcing-aces-annual-poetry-contest-in-honor-of-national-grammar-day)—hoping I might win and gain some attention for our journal and books.

I can’t remember the last time, or if I’ve ever, submitted a poem to a contest, and I wouldn’t say it’s my best poem ever, but so what. @eebyrne00, @marythaler, @Lisa—fellow editing geeks—you might like this.

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# The Grammar of the World

The grammar of the world  
runs deep—deep as a grand river,  
deeper than you’d think…

Take inter- (or intra-)  
national relations, or  
human relations, for example.

On [Mastodon](https://social.coop/@ntnsndr/112026948912782623), @ntnsdnr writes:  
“So ‘US-Mexico border:’ dash or  
en-dash?” To which I reply in jest,

Suggest the _tilde_ (~)  
which also goes above the _ñ_  
(pronounced “en-yay”)—

One of my favorite little  
marks. The “US~Mexico border”  
—why not? I tag @grammargirl,

Who cites Chicago: _US-Canada_  
_relations._ “You’d use a hyphen  
there.” Certainly not an em-dash,

Definitely not a _pipe_ (|)—which is  
not just a pipe—either tunneled  
or erected, I think.

And yet, stickler that I otherwise  
am, and despite a hyphenated  
identity, I would dash across these

Borders, I would swim across  
those waters… like a squiggly line,  
like a wave of sound or light.

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### Author: ![Lisa](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/infiniteconversations/user_avatar/www.infiniteconversations.com/lisa/32/4568_2.png) [@Lisa](https://www.infiniteconversations.com/u/Lisa)
#### Post date: [March 5, 2024, 6:56am UTC](https://www.infiniteconversations.com/t/the-grammar-of-the-world-a-poem-for-grammarday/6066/2 "2024-03-05T06:56:53Z")

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Very fun, @madrush

G-d, we need more fun in this crazy world 😊

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### Author: ![marythaler](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/infiniteconversations/user_avatar/www.infiniteconversations.com/marythaler/32/2231_2.png) [@marythaler](https://www.infiniteconversations.com/u/marythaler)
#### Post date: [March 5, 2024, 9:06pm UTC](https://www.infiniteconversations.com/t/the-grammar-of-the-world-a-poem-for-grammarday/6066/3 "2024-03-05T21:06:06Z")

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Loved how this developed through the different kinds of punctuation. I didn’t expect to feel moved, but I did!

As a proofread I have to point out that @grammargirl is wrong, and it it neither an em-dash nor a hyphen, but an en-dash (the medium length), which implies relationships without subordination and numerical ranges among other things.
