LOL! Well done. Of course the problem is that our ‘political discourse’ these days does seem to have become reduced to the memes and talking points Ms. Blade brilliantly lampoons.
[And, no, I couldn’t resist. The position at the 12:32 mark (White king on h5, pawns on h4 and f5; Black king on f4, pawns on g7 and f6) is indeed not stalemate. Since it is White’s move it is actually a forced win for our vampire cat… Perhaps “cool” should temper but never replace passion?]